Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
"I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?"
i love sending my bf dirty texts when hes at work
i guess u can say i make sure he works hard
Adam Hills destroys Joan Rivers for her Adele comments.
“Enchanted River - Phillipines
‘NO ONE HAS EVER REACHED ITS BOTTOM’
Enchanted River is found in the Phillipines. It is called “enchanted” because no one has ever reached its bottom. Many people, including scuba divers have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit. Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has been successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear.
They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00pm, the water becomes clearer and even more majestic.”
what if people’s names couldn’t be the same and everyone had to have a different name
“hello this is my daughter jamie602891princess”
and then people started murdering others for the good names
when you think about how differently you act and talk depending on who you’re talking to and you sit there wondering which you is the real you